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SPIRIT OF THE SEA · Aug 26, 2006, 02:23 AM // 02:23

1175.When u go to a hardware store u ask the clerk wheres the salvage kits? I need to salvage my desk lamp into iron

1176. you mistake ppl in real life for brtoehr mhenlo eve etc

1177. even if your jewish christmas is your favorite holiday becuase it ur chance to finally get rid of DP

1178. if u finally get lucky u play rock paper scissor to touch the girls boobs

1179. u go to a dance club and ask around if anyone wants to sync

1180. on hallowween u take jack-o-launerns and put them on ur head

1181. when u throw a party instead of writeing BYOB on the invite u say say BYOWB for bring your own witchs brew

1182. when u throw a party u write on the invatation self invite

1176 actually once happened to me i was asking out a hot girl and i said cynn do u wanna go out some time?

Dobermann · Aug 26, 2006, 03:29 PM // 15:29

1183.Your wife has left you due to gross neglect to her, and your family

Dobermann · Aug 26, 2006, 03:34 PM // 15:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celestial Beaver

Hee hee - - wasn't me!

nice smilie

Mushroom · Aug 26, 2006, 04:01 PM // 16:01

1184. You let your subscriptions to WoW, EverCrack, and SOL expire, so you can spend more time in GW.

1185. You ask your local software store to stay open until midnight on Oct. 27. This way you can have a party with what is sure to be the horde of people that want to get Nightfall as soon as it is available.

1186. You spend more time agonizing on armour and colour choices for your character then you do over your own clothes.

1187. You give your cat away, since your Melandru’s Stalker is less maintenance then your Tabby.

Cataclysm · Nov 17, 2006, 03:47 AM // 03:47

This thread started in my guild, but all we found out was 1001 ways to say the same 16 things with different words. Maybe here it'll be better.

1) When you sneak into work and the a brown-nosing coworker waves the boss over and you call him a f*cking noob for aggroing the boss.

2) You try to draw a rune on your bag using a crayon hoping it will give you more storage space.

3) You mistake words irl with words in guild wars such as monk/month

4) Your boss fainted to the ground due to exhaustion, and you wave your hands in the air; not calling for help but trying to activate signet of capture

Kook~NBK~ · Nov 17, 2006, 03:51 AM // 03:51

Sorta like this thread found in the off topic and absurd section!

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...ight=1001+ways

Heimdallw32 · Nov 17, 2006, 03:53 AM // 03:53

When you dream about playing GW then wake up in the middle of it, muttering "Damn error 7..."

SPIRIT OF THE SEA · Nov 17, 2006, 04:04 AM // 04:04

bringing this back eh? this was on b4 we made to 3,000

5) In school when your taking notes you scream out 'Im Wielding Pencil and Eraser

6) on your first date and b4 you break the ice you hit her with a hammer (for u thoose who dont get it theres hammer called ice breaker)

7) When you go to a opera based on halloween and its over you scream out HEY I WANT MY PUMKIN CROWN WHERES THE MAD KING

8) U get expelled from school for bringing in a axe and when they ask you why u did u say to protect me from The math teacher i even brought signet of capture

9) When u see a emo on the streets you ask him if hes a MM u need one for B/p group

10) at you cousins funeral you ask around if anyone got res signet i forgot to set with rebirth

11) In computer class you keep GWG minimized looking on this topic

yeah not the best but what the hell

Curse You · Nov 17, 2006, 04:51 AM // 04:51

# 1001 - You make this thread?

Enchanted Warrior · Nov 17, 2006, 04:53 AM // 04:53

12) When you enter a new area you hit F2 so you can save position and hit the bathroom..(old school gamer thing, what can I say)

**cosyfiep** · Nov 17, 2006, 05:18 AM // 05:18

13) when you bump your sleeping husband in the middle of the night for snoring and he says its not his fault but mine for aggroing! (yes this happened and he explained to me later that everytime he snored---it was the same time as when I aggroed the group in his dream.....and to think maybe some men dream about women instead!)

Matix411 · Nov 17, 2006, 05:53 AM // 05:53

14)
Partial WoW joke as well:
When you work in retail and someone approaches you about what the recent sales are in the store and you simply reply; "Pfft. Noob. ASK A GUARD!"

Senator Tom · Nov 17, 2006, 05:58 AM // 05:58

15 - on your vocab tests you always get the words right that are like "Aegis, Enervating, Eviscerate, or Apostasy" and you know what a Dervish is when you're reading about them in history class.

lightblade · Nov 17, 2006, 06:53 AM // 06:53

1188. You call someone in real life a wammo.
1189. You say GG whenever you win something
1190. You refresh gwg forum list once every 5 seconds.

Ranger Rog · Nov 17, 2006, 07:33 AM // 07:33

1191 - You are watching the new Robin Hood series on TV and at the point he describes his bow as a recurve, you turn to the wife and say "good bow, but he needs a shortbow for closer targets"
1192 - Later in the same episode, Mr hood shoots 2 arrows at once and you shout "Robin hood is using dual shot on the Sheriff of Nottingham". Wife phones the loony bin.
1193 - You refer to your baby daughter as the level 1 newb.
1194 - You are in the pub with a few non GW playing friends and you accidentally refer to a group of goths as necros, and have to spend an embarrasing 10 minutes explaining what you meant.

Cataclysm · Nov 17, 2006, 09:40 PM // 21:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mushroom

1184. You let your subscriptions to WoW, EverCrack, and SOL expire, so you can spend more time in GW.

1185. You ask your local software store to stay open until midnight on Oct. 27. This way you can have a party with what is sure to be the horde of people that want to get Nightfall as soon as it is available.

1186. You spend more time agonizing on armour and colour choices for your character then you do over your own clothes.

1187. You give your cat away, since your Melandru’s Stalker is less maintenance then your Tabby.

I actually do number 1186... My clothes are all the same really, collered shirt and jeans or T-shirt and shorts? Armor... Well I can spend 15 mins weighing the pros and cons of each set lmao

l)l2UNl( · Nov 18, 2006, 05:34 AM // 05:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Death3D

1015. When the girl your trying to pick up asks how big you are in a late night conversation you simple tell her.

"Its got penetration +1"

LOL HAHA LOL HAHA

Mortanius · Nov 18, 2006, 10:18 AM // 10:18

16 - You write "Infused" on your armor.

-LiamB · Nov 18, 2006, 12:35 PM // 12:35

17 - You shout at a Bat named 'Nerf' because you can no longer farm.

-LiamB

Relambrien · Nov 18, 2006, 01:45 PM // 13:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by lightblade

1189. You say GG whenever you win something

Hey, I do that!

18. You think staring at your math teacher will deal 100 damage to it and interrupt the lecture (Lightbringer's Gaze)
19. You try to explain to your math teacher that the z-axis doesn't exist.
20. You think your math teacher is the IWAY God.